No Tune Ned
Can No-Tune Ned and his talking goat defeat the Crooner Below?
In Dravenloch, music can tame monsters, heal the wounded, and rally armies. But eleven-year-old Ned Numbles is the worst bard apprentice anyone has ever seen. His off-key singing terrifies livestock and breaks instruments.
When an ancient force known as the Crooner Below starts using music to control monsters and steal voices, it is Ned’s gloriously terrible music that might be the only thing strong enough to fight back. But he can’t do it alone. He needs a cynical, wildly well-informed talking goat to give him courage and instructions. No one can fight monsters on their own.
Blending big adventure, laugh-out-loud humour, and a heartfelt message about embracing your flaws, No Tune Ned is a story about finding your voice, even when the world tells you to stay quiet.
Emily’s Cosmic Journey
Emily’s Cosmic Journey is a heart-led sci-fi adventure series for young readers, following Emily Starling as she travels between worlds with courage, curiosity, and a very loyal robot called Zippy.
Across strange planets, dangerous discoveries, and impossible choices, Emily learns that being brave does not mean never being scared. It means caring enough to keep going.
- The Star Chaser — Book 1
- The Secrets of Sparkon — Book 2
Reviews
“A captivating space adventure filled with friendship, perseverance, and imagination. It sweeps readers into Emily’s world and makes them feel like they are soaring through the cosmos.”
— Louise“A fun, fast paced adventure with real heart. It captures that childhood feeling that anything is possible just beyond the treetops.”
— Abigail“This is the kind of book that makes you want to build a spaceship out of cushions and shout blast off. A joyful, feel good ride from start to finish.”
— Sue“An out of this world adventure with robots, space missions, and a brave girl at its heart. The kind of story I wish I had as a kid.”
— Paige“A cute and fun read for young readers, full of adventure and imagination.”
— JulieListen to the original podcast
Before it became a book, Emily’s Cosmic Journey started life as a small podcast I recorded for my daughter.
Fancy a listen? Episodes are short and perfect for long trips or cosy bedtime listening. Each one is an enchanting story designed to spark wonder and encourage sweet dreams.
Settle in and let your imagination soar across the stars with Emily on her cosmic adventures.
About me
I’m Oliver Lendon, a web developer who spends his days building digital worlds and his nights inventing fantastical ones. I write middle-grade adventures full of heart, humour, and the occasional talking goat.
My favourite book growing up was Mort by Terry Pratchett, which taught me that humour and heart can share the same page. I live in the Cotswolds with my wife and my little daughter, who inspires me to write stories full of wonder, bravery, and big feelings.
I also drink more tea than is probably wise.
Get in touchStay in touch
Email me at contact@oliverlendon.com
Or follow my writing journey on Instagram: @oliverlendonauthor